as the end of summer arrives im walking outside in the city today. it’s so quiet, it must be Sunday. but it’s not. it’s Monday. the stillness is eerie. I see people milling about, taking up space on the sidewallks but the shreaks and shrills, and cursing of summer days…

No, I Don’t Know Why. — I don’t have a death wish. Zhanna Samsonova was a strong vegan influencer that I had never heard of til about 5 days ago. She died, from starvation they say. Looks like she only ate Durian fruit and Jackfruit for the last few years. …

A bakers dozen if you will, - for those more optimistically inclined. I figure, 13 is a good number to have for this subject. -That is, if we don’t look too closely at the origins of the unlucky 13.- …

The pet adoption Process and it’s Nazi Rule Makers — Recently, or over the past couple of years, I have come to get a better idea of the adoption process of animals in this country, and its absurd gstapo controllers. Millions of cats and dogs lay await helpless in shelters in hopes that a family will see that beautiful half…

To all my 95 year old friends and comrades. Yes it’s true. I am alive and well. I am sorry for all of the trouble I put everyone through. We just didn’t know any good way to end it. I felt that it was time just to kick back and…

Or How I Got Over it, and Learned to Love the Bomb. — Congratulations! You Have Successfully Raised Your Bundle of Joy From Out of its Infancy, Into Adolescents. You Are Now The Proud Owner Of A Bouncing Bubbly Nuclear Warhead. Do NOT make any sudden movements. 😐 Your first class in how to diffuse a rogue morning bomb, begins, now. Lesson 1. Like, Nuclear Warheads, Teenagers, Are Strong, Impressive, Lethal, And Unimpressed.

Maybe. — In today’s fast-paced world, it’s easy to get caught up in the hustle and bustle of everyday life. We often find ourselves rushing from one task to another, barely taking the time to stop and breathe. We feel this even more so having had a year or two hiatus with…

Or One Free Ad for Kevins Mongolian-Style Beef Dinner — Hi Kevin, Look, you had me at Yurts, but the reality is,but your dish should come with a warning label. If a dish wrapped in plastic, can turn a vegan, a disgruntled spouse, and a non eating dog into ravenous FANS- over night, then you must be doing something ridiculously…

And I Have The Burns to Prove It. — When I was little, I was not allowed in the kitchen unless it was to make Toll House chocolate chip cookies. Toll House cookies were demanded when I had clearly done something wrong, because they knew that if I tried to make them, I would end up eating all the…