This may come as a surprise to many of you, to others of you: No, I do not have time to explain what a book is. — I know. This may come as shocking to some of you, if not plain heresy to others, however, like the mata paneer conspiracy, I too, have realized this falsehood. For last night, after finishing my chores, I realized : I didn’t want to spend my 8 minutes learning a new…