Aside from the fact that it’s illegal. —

To Bed Before the Dawn —

You Didn’t Think That Was Noun Did You? — (actually I’m not 100% sure about it myself…) The Medium App Is Back! Now that I am back to experiencing (once again) my new found freedom with Medium, and it’s (also once again thankfully) total functioning app! Hooray! I am beginning to realize, that I was unconsciously conditioned -out of necessity-during the previous mobile creative…

We Get it. We Feel You. — Now, Thanks to Stela G, the sceptical manifestor, and Moreno Zugaro, the reluctant guru, there is one! There is one what? you ask I know, you have already forgotten what the headline was. That’s ok we are patient here. We are patient, because we meditate now. And we 😑can meditate…

Then He Tasted One, And It Was Good. So apparently, these things existed about 10 years ago. I never saw them, but went to the drugstore the other day looking for something else, not food related, and there they were, dropped from the Heavens. And oh my goodness, they are perfect. I can eat these as snack…

I’ve HAD it! 😡 — Ok. fine..No I Haven’t ….I Don’t Have A Choice….But WHY Medium?! WHY??? I have said this before and I will gripe it again, and I will keep griping about it, until the modern era has kicked Medium’s thick skull in the brain again, so it finally realizes that : “Hey!🤔😐…

This may come as a surprise to many of you, to others of you: No, I do not have time to explain what a book is. — I know. This may come as shocking to some of you, if not plain heresy to others, however, like the mata paneer conspiracy, I too, have realized this falsehood. …

So Technically, My Silent Fail Isn’t Official . … — What day is it? I think I lost count after 4… Due to a misinterpretation of “ WORK”, I technically forgot, that Saturday and Sunday counted as days for potential work. So I did not write a Medium article during that time, -[if you are new, let me bring you up to speed- I have promised myself to complete 30 articles…

Um, so I got home, about an hour ago, I hadn’t eaten much all day, nice, and exhausted. I sat down to eat dinner with my spouse. And then a llama appeared out of nowhere. He was wearing knee-high socks -(unmatching) on all four legs, and had, or I guess…