What Doorman Is On Duty On Friday Nights?

Um, so I got home, about an hour ago, I hadn’t eaten much all day, nice, and exhausted. I sat down to eat dinner with my spouse.

And then a llama appeared out of nowhere.

He was wearing knee-high socks -(unmatching) on all four legs, and had, or I guess was carrying, an enormous hiking bag that was strapped to his back.

Did I say a llama? Yah. A llama.😐

My spouse looked up from their computer, and said,

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Nomadic procrastinator suffering from run-on sentences-caught btwn a 9 -5; an exp passport; a 30 yr mtg;+a dog who has sep. anxiety when no oxford comma is used

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Nomadic procrastinator suffering from run-on sentences-caught btwn a 9 -5; an exp passport; a 30 yr mtg;+a dog who has sep. anxiety when no oxford comma is used