They call it Lettuce.

I call it, confusing.

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I am a vegan, and, like most martyrs, being vegan, you are only permitted to fall off the vegan wagon 3 times.

After that, they kill you.

Basically, it’s because each time you fall off the vegan train, you experiement more and more with a vast, ever expanding, and horrifying feeding frenzy as your desensitized powers dissipate, and before…